Blah, blah, blah, I'm dope. Blah, blah, blah, you'll love working with me. Blah, blah, blah, I'm talented. Lets skip all that and I'll just let you in on the real interesting stuff... I grew up in the US, Asia and Europe before graduating high school in Frankfurt, Germany. My first gig was illustrating album covers for Sony Music Germany and I also played semi pro football in Frankfurt at 18. I turned down a guaranteed spot on the reality show Survivor. In college I lived in a small zoo and took care of 99 african fruit bats, 12 capuchin monkeys, 5 opossums and tribe of evil peacocks. I've been on billboards, and TMZ.com. People say I look like Usher. Every pro athlete I've shot won a championship a few years later. I love ice cream and motorcycles but not necessarily in that order.
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